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Cindery Bicker Containment Burnt PEPSICOLA Worrytown Vest Crew Copyright 1962, 1965, 1968, by William Sell, Naples, Fla. All rights reserved. This document or parts thereof may not be re- produced in any form without written per- mission from the copyright owner. Funny Boy Chippy Mill Town Defumigate Springs Vaporizer Nastyville Ft. Walking Grassville PANIMOSITY Marijuana Snide Chatty Hatty Lint Heaven, Quinzy TALL AND SASSY Blunt Down Short Pants Jo GULP OF MESSY COLA Bristle Sock Happy Wa Wa Itchy Curable Have Another Flour Dough THE SHOESHINE STATE Apple Jack Cola Grinville Money's Yellow Ramshock Jester Medicine Crochety Cheapland Vile Look Laxity Purry High Screams Done Tellin' Crystal Liver In Furnace Homo Brook's Pill Wicky Wacky New Port Itchy Turpentine Stings Gristle Beach Done Eatin' Firewater Bleary Gulp Forth BENCH SITTERSBURG Lack Many Wall Bin Water Down Lake Butter You Can Stark Naked GAMEY SMELL Willy's Done Billiard Clammy Hand I'll Chew You Thawhorn Rough Skin Pill Meadow Hum Beach SAL SODA I Spy No Komment Vanish Angleworm Plasticity Low Calo Orange Juice Gringo Heiffer's Ill TEMPER Dry Martinis Bellyfull Wild Look Push Nell Killoochy Dead City Bees Lurk . Pie Nylon Kept Evil Is. Placidity Leg Gland Stubborndale Ferny Dinner Pay Mort Sendable Is. Fort Misery Beach Pole Cat Window Garden Crazy City Curly Mop Widow Heaven Bare Toe Break Down Four Beers Hot Shoela Sofa Springs Our Kitty ( JACK AND JILL Antiseptic Beach Nipping Beach Jack & Jill Beach Yes tis Mt. Durable Poppycock Deal In Sang Froid Hysteria Banana Strings Nipples Microbe Is. Good Lord Rheumatic Ranch Aunt Sawdustine Porch Harlot Panty Garter Rave On Pk. So bering Lake Acid Plume Tail Bunny Hill Widow Park OILY DOUGH Dizzyland Pink Castle Taffy Razorblade City We Guessed Hen City Cyanide Gardens Leg Swells Rust Proof Morman Beach Holy Hell DATE ON A BEACH Kiss Me More Heaven Old Choppy 10 000 Violins Sing Loud Holy Pa Cape Crawl Glues Down- Liable FORT MISERY Nehi Acres Immaculate Golden Egg You Smear Me Itchwater My Flingo ANTISEPTIC OCEAN Mum Tight Spill Hee Ha Lake Jokey Hokey Cape Candy Coke Hoochy Coochy Locker Itch Oh Golly Zero Beach Four Beers Stewed Poison Lucy Hose Bound Play Hooky Seven Old Indians Resurrection Ante Down. Hi Le Hi Lo Tail's Ender Dull Bladel Sow Bay Money Station Razorblades National Park BAR Itching Palm Tree Chew Butter Rubber Vera WET BUM PEACH Bum Peach Lake Worthless Bandana Boys Town Beach Delay Poky Rat Town Beer Filled Ditch Pump em up Beach FORT LIQUORDALE Damn ye Holly Wouldn't Mammy Pitch MAMMY Clark Gables Preen Ghouls Sie zure City Bedstead Horrider City Wear a Thong Leaky Cargo Tavern Beer I-love-my-radio &

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HYSTERIA OF FLOUR DOUGH Flour Dough was dishcovered by Poison de Leon, a Spaniel, in 1492, while seeking the mystical Fountain of Juice. Other Spaniels followed him, settling at Sal Soda, Temper Bay, and Pepsicola. They were bugged at these places, so they soon de- parted. Their first permanent sediment was at Aunt Sawdustine, named after one of Poison's kinfolk. It is now the oldest town in the Untied Status. For two cinderies the Spaniels fought the Seven Old Indians, the Musquiteers, and the Crocky Dills, but it was a boozing lattle, so they turned Flour Dough over to the Brutish Umpire, and moved south to Haveanother, Cubeb. The Brutish had no better luck, and gave it back. It looked like the Spaniels were stuck in Flour Dough. So they abandoned the western part to Lousy Anna, and, later, were able to sell the eastern part to the Untied Status, who continued fighting the Seven Old Indians, the Musquiteers, and the Crocky Dills. And they still are. Then came the Swivel War. Flour Dough was captured by the Confidential Army, who held it until the war was over. Earlier, Steve and Frosty had written "Way Down Upon the Scrawny Liver", and it was now made the official state song. In the great Rand Lush of 1925 the Yam Dankies came to Flour Dough to buy subdivision lots. Some moved in, only to be driven out by the 1926 currycomb, which divested an area from Bum Peach to Mammy. Those it missed gave such excessive thanks for being spared that they got a dose two years later. Pride goeth before awful, I always say. Flour Dough is famous for its funting and hissing. The woods are full of Dear, Bares, Snattle Rakes, Allycatties, and wild Panties. The waters abound with Shirks, Papooses, Mallet, Chewfish, Skrimps, and Tuddles. The skies shelter Martingales, Quills, Howls, Ball Diggles, Pan Ciphers, Roseate Soon Pills, and wild Turn Keys. If you are fisting Flour Dough for the fresh time, be sure to drink our Var- nish, Freightgroup, and Mamaya Juices. See our great Rattle Canches, play on our Bandy Seaches, and dig the Moan over Mammy. Visit our beautiful Flour Cartons, our Junky Mungles, our Quizzariums, and climb to the top of our Tingling Sour. For a tomento of your cavation, there is nothing better than some of these Flour Dough paste cords. NAPLES, FLORIDA 33940 WILLIAM SELL 875-10TH AVE., SO. LETTER POSTAGE