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The Englishman's Cure for Lock-Jaw.
English Tourist and Welsh Shepherdess. Scene: Side of Snowdon.
TOURIST. Good morning, my pretty maid. Whose sheep are these?
SHEPHERDESS. They belong to Mr Goronwy Cadwaladr, sir.
T. Oh! a very nice name too. And where does he live?
S. At Tre'rgeifigwylltion.
T. Nicer still. Do you lose any of them sometimes?
S. Not often, sir; last year seven of them tumbled over into Nanterchyclogwyn
coch, and were killed.
T. What a place to tumble into, to be sure! What is that lake I see yonder?
S. Llynlle'rllyfnwygwyrdd.
T. Another Jaw-breaker! Have you been much from home at all?
S. Only in Anglesey, sir; I went with my brother and sister to Llanerchymedd-
y uondo, and from there to see Creigiau Crigyll, and afterwards came back
to Llanfairmathafarneithaf, and then-
T.
S.
Hold hard; let me breathe a little, my dear! Well, where afterwards?
Well, my brother had to go back to Chwarel Caebraichycafn, and my sister to
Tre rhianod, Llanaelhaiarn, but on my way home we went to see the little
Church by the River-such a funny old-fashioned Church, sir :
T. Where is it? I mean what Parish?
S.
T.
In Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch.
Mercy on us! that is enough! However shall I find such a place ?
S. Well, you had better see "Williams' Sixpenny Guide to Llandudno."
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