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GROTON LONG POINT, CONN.
The Best Place in Connecticut
to Spend Your Summers
HOTELS CLOSED NIGHT AND DAY
RULES FOR VISITORS
Board, 50 cents per square foot.
Meals extra.
Breakfast at five, dinner at six, supper at seven.
Guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter.
Guests wishing to get up without being called can
have self-raising flour for supper.
Not responsible for diamonds, bicycles or other
valuables kept under the pillows; they should be
deposited in the safe.
"Bicycle" Playing Cards kept on sale at the office;
but country visitors are requested not to play any
game more exciting than Old Maid after 7 P.M., as
their noise may disturb the night clerk's slumbers.
The hotels are convenient to all cemeteries. Horses
to hire at 25 cents a day.
Guests wishing to do a little driving will find hammer
and nails in the closet.
If the room gets too warm, open the window and see
the fire escape.
If you're fond of athletics and like good jumping, lift
the mattress and see the bed spring.
Base-ballists desiring a little practice will find a pitcher
on the stand.
If the lamp goes out, take a feather out of the pillow;
that's light enough for any room.
Anyone troubled with nightmare will find a halter on
the bed-post.
Don't worry about paying your bill; the house is sup-
ported by its foundations.
Trusting to see you, we are
Yours truly,
JAS. JAY SMITH CO.
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GROTON
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1916
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