Just How Macho-Left Are You?

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OH SURE. YOU MAY NOT HUNT DEER, PLAY HOCKEY OR RAISE PIT BULLS, BUT TAKE HEART. YOU CAN BE A LEFTIE AND BE JUST MACHO LEFT ARE HOW DO YOU... MUNCH ON RAW GARLIC? 5PTS ADD 1PT. FOR EVERY THAI HOT PEPPER YOU'VE EATEN (ON PURPOSE) DO YOU GO TO MORE WORKSHOPS THAN THERE ARE DAYS IN A WEEK? I'd love to be in a relationship with you, Diane, but what day could we get together? Lessee... Monday's Sexism in the Workplace Tuesday's Institutional Racism, Wednesday's Homophobia and you, Thursday's Anthropocentrism in a Classist Society, Friday is Living with the 7PTS Bomb, Saturday is Children of Former Children, Sunday is... TAKE ALL-NIGHT BUS RIDES TO BIG RALLIES? WE SHALL OVER- COME.. ANARCHISTS ORGANIZED AGAINST EVIL 59 IS YOUR SCHOOL DEGREE INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL WITH YOUR INCOME? 10 PTS OH, THAT'S NUTHIN' I GOT ME TWO Ph.Ds AND MAKE $14.00 AN ✓ DIME HOUR! -LINT PENNY REFUSE TO WEAR MORE THAN A VEST IN ARCTIC WEATHER? 200 12 PTS REFUSE TO PAY FOR A HAIRCUT OUT OF PRINCIPLE? HEY, AT LEAST IT'S FREE m) MAN! 10 PTS 50 WASH, DC 3000 MI PTS 1988 JENNIFER BERMAN

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URP TO: ANY- WHERE HC-048 HUMERUS CARTOON BY JENNIFER BERMAN P.O. BOX 6614 • EVANSTON, IL 60204 FOR YOUR CATALOG 601 OF GREAT CARDS, PLEASE SEND A 25¢ STAMP + 254 (TO COVER COSTS) TO J.B.!