TROUSER LICENSE
(TROUSERS NOT TRANSFERABLE)
This is to Certify that
having passed the regular examination prescribed by the "Amalgama-
ted Trousers Wearers of the World", is hereby raised to the exalted
degree of "Knight of the Pants" and now and hereafter is permitted
to wear the trousers of the family, to do all the bossing around the
house; to handle all the money and dominate every-
thing and everybody as a true "Knight of the Pants".
Signed and Sealed by the authorized officers.
T. R.
Greezy Jeans, Recorder
Exhibit Sup. Co., Chgo.
Mr. Knee Britches, Commandant
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