Domestic Comics Series 13544
Always give him a kiss when you go out and when you come in. Always give him back what you save of your housekeeping money. Always let him have the best chair. (If you've only one chair, you stand up.) Never go out except when he wants you to. When he slips out at quarter to ten, don't look at the clock. Feed the brute. Do all you can for him, and if that doesn't satisfy him, ask him what he does want, and whatever it is, let him have it, and if that doesn't satisfy him, shoot the devil |
