AFFIDAVIT
1,
being duly sworn, do solemnly declare that I
řeside in the town of FREEDOM. in the County of Independence and State of Single
Blessedness, that I am WIser than a kid of 7, that I have frustrated 37distinct
and separate attempts to break my heart, by as mane fair ladies, that I am
now
proof against so called winning
broad hints, compliments and dirers other great and terrible weapons used
young women (and even Widows). as Well as the mploring wail of maidens
Smiles, goo.go0 eyes, graceful poses, love taps,
by
oyer
30
years of age, and I further declare that I have withdrawn myself from the market
and am not open to negotiations on any terms or conditions. that / prefer to pay
the State Tax for bachelors, rather than be faxed by a wife.
Personally came the within named
party before me in the Court(ing) of
Independence County and State of Single
Bless edness, this.------- day of..
A.D. 191
and made the above affdavit.
I. DClare:
P.S.
Unless! Find the rieht girl.
Judge.
BLES
