Front:
Advice to Young Men.
HOW TO CHOOSE A WIFE.
Be sure you get a woman.
(Bee awful examples in Daily Press.)
I.
Be careful to get a girl with two eyes,
two ears, two arms, two legs, and two
only, and not wooden ones.
2.
3. See that she has one head, one nose,
one mouth, one tongue, (a short one)
one fringe, and one only.
4. Gei a girl who can cook like mother,
£1,000 for the first one brought to this shop dead or aliv
Remember that though beauty is only
skin deep, it is only the skin you can see.
5.
6. Remember she must be healthy, kind,
gentle, loving,
affectionate, sensible, loyal, truthful,
trustworthy, happy, sober, sensible,
neat,
tidy,
clever,
unassuming,
virtuous,
contented,
cheerful,
pretty,
graceful,
reliable,
STRONG & TENDER, A GOOD HOUSE -
WIFE & A GOOD COOK, and even then
YOUR MOTHER WON'T THINK SHES
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
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