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This Is to Certify that.
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has been issued a
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PANTS RATION CARD
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(Good until you're caught with your pants down)
Married,
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LOn the Loose,
Will,
Won't
Drunk, Sober,
LCold,
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Hot,
In the Dog House,
In the Dough,
Broke
This Ration Card is issued by the undersigned, and notifies
the holder hereof as follows: Pants are made for men and not for
women. Women are made for men and not for pants. When a
man pants for a woman and a woman pants for a man, that
makes a pair of pants. Pants are like molasses, they are thinner
in hot weather and thicker in winter. There has been some dis-
cussion as to whether pants is singular or plural; but it seems to
the party issuing this card when men wear pants it's plural, and
when women don't it's singular. This card is void if you have
somebody else's pants on.
Issued by-
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WARNING: If you want to make your pants last make the coat first.
These cards are printed in the spirit of fun and for that purpose only
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COPYRIGHT 1942, EXHIBIT SUPPLY CO.
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