Teacher Upset Miss Petunia Peck Has Moren a Peck of Trubble!!! Last Monday a.m. when our effishunt skoolmarm Miss Petunia Peck went to unlock the skoolhouse doar fer to open up and get started to begin the days labers with the little folks of the villidge she seen sumthink wot made her eyes bung out like wall Nuts and she would have lett out a skreach but fer the fakt that she was so feerful skeered her vokal orgins was rendered speachless. Wot she Seen was a tramp sweatly sleeping on the floar near the stoave wot had clumb in throughh the Window and laid hisself down to rest. When our defishunt constable Hi Johnson arrived on the scean follered by about haff the poppylation the tramp had gone sumwhares else |