Front:
6.
30600" 12342
Here is the cheapest and worst card available!
Back:
#413
P326588
Howdy -
haven't written you sooner because:
I Got run over by a roadrunner
Been busy picking cactus out of my rear
Running low on traveling money
Having a great time, glad you are not here
O Bored with it all
Got nipped by a prairie dog
Am drunk on cactus squeezin's
Was bit by a "rattler”
Got poked by a cowpoke
Been scalped by an Indian
Got frizzled by the sun
I'm cheap but I still love you
SIGNED
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