Front:
REDWOOD
076 52 06748
Back:
Dear
604
I am sending you this card because:
I'm cheap, but I still love you
You wouldn't accept a collect call
Redwoods are not allowed in mail boxes
I'm too lazy to write a real message
I care enough to send the very best
It is all I could afford
I want to impress you
the Generic card
© 1984 FVN Corporation, Redcrest, CA 95569
In the Redwoods I:
Got crabs in Old Town, Eureka
Climbed the tallest tree in the world
Almost got arrested for lying
Slept like a log
Got Skunked on the Train
Got a stiff neck looking at the tall trees and can't write
Bought some beautiful postcards of big trees
Signed
