Front:
STANFORD UNIVERSITY
36000 27212
Back:
CSF-269
P331147
I'M SENDING YOU THIS CARD BECAUSE:
I'm homesick
O You won't accept my collect calls
I'm broke and need more money
I lost your credit cards
I'm spaced out
I'm freaking out
I'm flunking out
I'm partied out
o I'm cheap, but I still love you
I'm so lonely
AT STANFORD I
Have become an intellectual
Am no longer an idealist
Have found myself
Had a meaningful relationship with a foreign exchange
student
Have joined the Leland Stanford Marching Band
Am into radical politics
Have joined a religious cult
Am living in a co-ed dorm
Joined the Lake Lauganita Yacht Club.
SIGNED
© Plastichrome
Boston, MA
02130-4598
Smith Novelty Co., 460 Ninth St., San Francisco, CA 94130