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The Kaiser's Prayer
Mine Gott will you be mine pardner?
You don't know who I am.
I am der German Kaiser,
Der Emperor, vell I anm.
You know I whipped dem Belgians
Und mit bullets filled Russia full,
Und I will whip France and Italy
Und blow up Johnny Bull.
Now for all dem udder nations
I don't giff a dam,
If you just be mine pardner
Und whip dot Uncle Sam.
You know I got dem submarines,
All Europe knows dot well,
But dot man, Edison, got a patent now
Vot blows dem all to hell.
Now, Gott, if you vill do dis,
Den you I vill always love
Und I vill be der Emperor on earth
Und you der Emperor above.
But, Gott, if you refuse to do dis,
Tomorrow night at 'leven
I vill call out my Zeppelins
Und declare war on Heaven.
I wouldn't ask dis from you,
But it can be plainly seen
Dot ever Edison push dot button,
I got no submarine.
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JARD
HINCHI
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