Freshman You Will Swim at Stanford

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FRESHMEN! WHL SMOKE IN HELL HONOR THE MIGBTY SOPH! WILL SWIM AT STANFORD bubbling bone-head boobs, you foolish fops of fourieen, you skunks of the first are useless, hopeless, pepless! Therefore cast not your foolish flacid WATER BOW YQUE caUT CRANTUMS UNTEL THEY JUP THE CRUT OF MOTEEE LARTE AND MAE TRE MIL DEWED MAP OF YOUR PHOOLINH PHYSIOGNOMY METAMORPHOSE INTO AN EDION OF HUBLE UILITT AND FORMS UPON THE BENCHES CONSECRATED TO THE SENTIMENTAL SNPERING BUT SAGACIOUS SENIOR PLACE NOT YOUR PUNY PERSONS. IN THE P. O. LINE BEFORE QUEENLY. WEIRD OR OTHER QUEENS NOR BEFORE THE UNIMPEACHABLE UPPERCLASSMEN SPIT NOT EXCEPT WITHIN THE HALLOWED PRE READ FEED Os AND ABSEILATE CINCTS OF TOUR ROOM. ingness to obey unforgiving upperolassmen is the poaseful path to safety. ingly wean from your hippocratic hearts all puny prep- school property-sanguine sweaters, plebian pins, mediocre medals. is the princely prerogative of your prudent, peaceful ming is the joy of the fortunate Frosh. List to the PATRIARCHS WEVER EXUDE FROM YOUR GUIVENG CHOPS THE HOISOME AND ancient adage: "Stay and the class swim with you, run NOXIOUS FUMES oF THE TABOOED TORAC00. CEAE ALL SERSELESs sLORBEaos. AL LOW NOT THE BROWN TRRACLE OF TE PLEAARLE PLUO. TO TRUCELE TRA and you're tubbed alone." QUILLY DOWN YOUR TENDRa. C significant frosh! Pose not as would-be breakers and destroyers of happy homes, gase net SOPMOMORE MTG CO STANIORD.CAL.0SA tend all assemblies. Garble no genial gas to fellow Frosh or supercilious SENIOR CUT EITHER CLASS NOR COURSE FOR THE WAY OF THE TRANSORESSOR IS HARD AND THE ROAD FROM TrOX THE CAPTTVATINO QUEES BUT SLINK SINGLY AND SILENTLY TO YOUR UanD T THE CLASSROOM LEADS BUT TO THE TUR TRUNDLE ALL TRUNKS UP THE STEEP AND SIFPERY STAIRS OF ENCINA het hannted, and heartless is too good for him whe wears not the dink, eagerly awaits you with OPEN ARMS AND-13- WITH DEREE DO.COVERING OF THE FRORE TEE ICT ARD ORLE TUB AWATS WE LE FULL TURS FAIL IN THE SMALL THAN 13 URBLES OENTLY OUSHINO AND OUROLING ROM DARK DEPTES DEUALIzs EST DETESTABLE DETAIL OF THESE OUR RULES AND YTOU SHALL DRINK DE OT TE WATES OT ORLIVION DROWNING IS BUT PLEASANT PLAY COMPARED TO THE HORRORS OF THE WAITING TUS Today 4 P. M. Come to the Football Field and Learn the Real Stanford Tie That Binds SPARE THE TUB AND SPOIL THE FROSH He Who Laughs Last, Frosh! Meaning Freshmao 232 Lytton Ave Palo Alto

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