Smearing the Smeared

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VARSITY DIANOND ASITY DIANOND THE SMEARED NOV. 5 NOV. 5 8 P. M. 8 P. M. OR WEIGHED and FOUND WANTING Come and hear Ditz In his Constructionist Plan, He has something of inter- est To tell every man. While "Huskey" will prompt him In plain view on the stage With a big prize to the one who Can spot the small sage! 1911 "Five hundred" was the limit Of the co-eds we could boast But the rules are slightly altered And we've added to the host. So come on all you rough- necks Start your queening on the %3D run The lid has just been lifted And there's "Six hundred eighty-one"! Puny Pesky Peruna An important 98 Pound parcel, will put Pep, in to a package of Pickles. Repartee Thompson, the man? that has a flow of fun to the face will deliver some of his witless cizisms, i.e.: "Can't hear you, California"! "So are you, Berkeley"! "Consider the source, Cali- fornia"! FLOYD BROWN'. EXPO EDL By Recitation of a Poem Entitled "Why My Fiancee Came to Live in Palo Alto." Gruel Insincerity will be 'Il class will be led By A. MUTT. Howling Hilton. Weighed and Found Wanting Bring pillows, Oerman Boy Ditz. The original human cheese, Will give a speech. SQUABBLEOIA MILLER LAST HOPE HUSKY SAN JOSE HILL OROW NEVER FEROUSON "Bench" Pew,"Loose"Slack, And Tri-Deit Bellar will Render the ballad You can tell by llum Wyman's legs he belongs to the 'Il Class How Dry I Am. MASK RE OVED Earnie Ford's What '12 Will Olvya Him for XmaS ar Forgetful Kennel mberlin that quince of fellows exhibit his wRwderful memory. "Fairy" Chase, "Moony Tiedamann. "Sorrel Top" Elliott. and "Gloomy Ferguson willsing We're to be Married To-Day. To-Day They All Look Good When They're Far Away. But Maybe We'll Make a Boot Black's Pay, And Put One Over on Wheeler Ray. Hear Chanticleer Woodcock Pres of Scavenger Club Tell about his Kappa Pledge Button acts try the Y. M.C. A. for a Hetch Hetchy High Helpless"Cheda the grand- texhibition of brute force eight counties, will lie ound the quad with a have and a clean collar in pes of a stray glance from me frosh wig. PITIE SSLY! Unanimated Action ving Lessons Bast Fading Clas SEE THE Longshoresman Ritt will puteverybody On boat and tell you it's cheaper to use Brown's Linament be cause you get a scent back Hear him in the zenith o his glory as usual playinE his mouth organ. "Hungry" Higgins will ap- pear in Kappa Sigma pledg- ing trick. Girls its marvel- ous. Lo. He will show ten pledge buttons which in the twinkling pear on ten Frosh. "Cholly" Christin those few days when he wakes up without trippinig himsalf Can be found at the Alpha Phi House an eye will ap- "Never fear little one, little Johnnie Fitting is with thee." That sad, sad, pest has made seven posters. This is his eighth. Guaranteed farewell ap- pearance of "Hulk" Cheda who has for one-third of a century waddled about the quad and who now presents himself in a carefully arranged program of re- markable proportions. far surpassing all previous ef- forts in magnitude and per- fection. thus capping the climax of aneventful career: he personally appears to bid you "Good Bye". KED HUSH HUSH! Lack of space prohibits us irom mentioning In making this emphatic announcement it may be stated that in planning the roduction of this original, nique and mammoth exhibition, no return dates will be given. See it boys and bring the dolls with you. "Bruce." Oblivion.Silent," Swopford. Those "Rotah" Sophs, That Plain Stanford Man." Nowell, Not That." Matthias AMD "Go Crazy Fellows," Foster, willassist l For.the evenLng Busy Boby Boobville will tell how Devil's disciple a Christin burial Keppas and D. G's, wish to that the s will be IMPORTED! Roble Girls Wl do an Original Fire Dan Tough Guy Crellan will punch a hole Want meona Our Smll de ave REV Dalin Delta, Delta! Bu mad pr daddy gles, Made And bo Twas finh spots. A sitting roo Now to cap the They have to catch KAPPA ALPHAS are Prayt o was 3.where at the plug prepared to shed a rin! ADSON T.O IDIOTS You may a Dan Nolan dia to get his name here NOTHING thats why its here RES Dere, the rallan Kissing Bug. will tame wild Flowers 25c Frank Cutenumber The Walden Club Door Mat Admission Seniors Free Seats for Everybody One Ticket Admits to Ail Blow Hatfield Nut Sed THIS POSTAN HAS BEEN "THOROUGHLY WASHED WITH SOAP AND WATAN" LET US SNEEZE

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