The Black Demon of '26

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THE BLACK DEMON OF 26 SERVES ALL FROSH THEIR DESSERTS Be-low, lit-tle Fresh-men, you see your-selves as oth-ers see you. Take note that you are ly-ing in a Bath-tub, the in-ev-i-ta-ble Rest-ing Place of dis-o-bed-i-ent Frosh. On your Head rests the Dink. Stay un-der it, for by its Pres-ence you will be dis-tin-guished a-mong the Chil-dren from the Cam-pus Gram-mar School. Your Nu-mer-als and the Tub make your fit-ting Ve-hi-cle: the Ba-by Bug-gy. And see the big Ba-by Bot-tle with the Nurs-er-y Rimes! The Rules are put in this Form so that it will be eas-ier for you to swal-low them. Di-gest them well if you would be health-y. But take ALook at what is jam-ming the Ba-by Bot-tle down your throat. It is the BLACK DEMON of '26. Be-ware of him, Fresh-men, his a-veng-ing Hand is swift, si-lent and sure. The two tall white Things on the Sides are Pad-dles, Chil-dren. Re-mem-ber: if you dis-o-bey the Rules, the Main Planks will rest on your Plat-form. There's Many a Sip Twist Tub and Water. Water Everywhere, If You Don't Wear Your Dink Dip There Whe came young Fro S Heps That to lease o his dink he should ot The he ket hs head coel Thre etking this rule, Ha t dingly hot Drank wate Becae he prkd Law Ste The Light That Failed On Freshman r light, B he coulda ing A Soft Answer Turneth Away a Bath A Stford they all y Hll Os the Quad or wherever they Once Frosh never spoke Took the thing for joke, But they planted hìm long yea g This started bi He Mew thirty buhde ide the old horetrgh that ight Beware, Frosh! The Senior Bench Brings Searsville's Quench A Froh why oe wpried whe As Ye Smoke, So Shall Ye Weep eack There Whe e young Freh fre Pawtecke the rule, tried t buck wrench Twas the Seniors wied to look big By lighting ie Bwdled before he cold k N they e trech Faint Heart Never Outlived Searsville It Pains to Advertise young Fre the Quad A Freh whe stl wo hi pre p Had y and wagling chin For these twe mistake He was punished by ache Where the hack f tre begin His fulks We plain wgh jut what You Can Lead a Frosh to Water If You Can't Make Him Think New, Freshmen, ke all this to heart And study thee rles Hur warnings you impart the bat from the start CONTEMPT FOR THE RULES BREEDS FAMILIARITY WITH THE PADDLE! Vrandally D. A e -NOUR PLATLORE TIE MAIN PLANKS

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