Smearing the Smeared 1911

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WISIT HA SMEARING THE SWEARED VARSITY DIAMOND ARSTY DIAMOND NOV. 5 8 P. M. NOV. 5 8 P. M. OR WEIGHED and FOUND WANTING Come and hear Ditz In his Constructionist Plan, He has something of inter- est To tell every man. While "Huskey" will prompt him In plain view on the stage With a big prize to the one who Can spot the small sage! 1911 "Five hundred" was the limit Of theco-eds we could bost But the rules are slightly altered And we've added to the host. So come on all you rough- necks Start your queening on the run The lid has just been lifted And there's "Six hundred eighty-one"! Puny Pesky Peruna An important 98 Pound parcel, will put Pep, in to a package of Pickles. PLOYD BROWN. EXPO ED! Repartee Thompson, the man? that has a flow of fun to the face will deliver some of his witless cizisms, i.e.: "Can't hear you, California"! "So are you, Berkeley"! "Consider the source, Cali- fornia"! By Recitation of a Poem Entitled "Why My Fiancee Came to Live in Palo Alto." Gruel Insincerity will be 'Il class will be led By A. MUTT. Howling Hilton. Weighed and Found Wanting Bring pillows, German Boy Ditz. The original human cheese, Will give a speech. SQUABBLEOIA MILLER LAST HOPE HUSKY SAN JOSE HILL GROW NEVER FERGUSON "Bench" Pew."Loose" Slack, And Tri-Delt Bellar will Render the ballad You can tell by Willum Wyman's legs he belongs to the 'll Class How Dry I Am. Earnie Ford's MASK RE A OVED See What '12 Will Give Him for Xmas Miear Forgetful Kennel Chamberlin that quince of ood fellows exhibit his wonderful memory. "Fairy" Chase, "Moony" Tiedamann. "Sorrel Top" Elliott, and "Gloomy Ferguson willsing We're to be Married To-Day, To-Day They All Look Good When They're Far Away. But Maybe We'll Make a Boot Black's Pay, And Put One Over on Wheeler Ray. Hear Chanticleer Woodcock Pres of Scavenger Club Tell about his Kappa Pledge Button Between acts try the Y. M.G. A. for a Hetch Hetchy High Helpless"Cheda the grand- estexhibition of brute force In eight counties, will Ilie around the quad with a shave and a clean collar in hopes of a stray glance from some frosh wig. PITIL ESSLY! Unanimated Actions and Living Lessons of Fast Fading Class SEE THE Longshoresman Ritt will puteverybody Onboat and tell you it's cheaper to use Brown's Linament be- cause you get a scent back. Hear him in the zenith his glory as usual playing his mouth organ. "Hungry" Higgins will ap- pear in Kappa Sigma pledg- ing trick. Girls its marvel- ous. Lo. He will show ten pledge buttons which in the twinkling of an eye will ap- pear on ten Frosh. "Cholly" Christin those few days when he wakes up without tripping himself Can be found at the Alpha Phi House "Never fear little one, little Johnnie Fitting is with thee." That sad. sad, pest has made seven posters. This is his eighth. Guaranteed farewell ap- pearance of "Hulk" Cheda who has for one-third of a century waddled about the quad and who now presents himself in a carefully arranged program of re- markable proportions. far surpassing all previous ef- forts in magnitude and per- fection. thus capping the climax of an eventful career: he personally appears to bid you "Good Bye". HUSH! THE KED HUSH Lack of space prohibits us irom mentioning "Bruce." Oblivion. "Silent," Swopford.Not That." Matthias In making this emphatic announcement it may be stated that in planning the production of this original. unique and mammoth exhibition, no return dates will be given. See it boys and bring the dolls with you. Those "Rotah Sophs, That Plain Stanford Man," Nowell, "Go Crazy Fellows," Foster, will assist ll for the evening Busy Boby Boobville will tell how Devil's discipleob a Christin burial Kappas and D. G's, wish to announce that the Hel-of-a-Panic will be ever soon. Wanted Someone to join Our crowd. Smelt a High. IMPORTED!! Roble Girls Will do an Original Fire Dance Tough Guy Crellan will punch a hole in a paper bag here was tumult 'mi the PI Phis On that mystic buggy ride REV ALED Delta Delta, Delta! Bummed pecr daddy' ngles Madenolee like enargy Andbutahouseofshingles! Twas finished up with cozy spots. A sitting room and den. Now to cap the max They have to catch The KAPPA ALPHAS are Praying for Athe Vuake s JACK VISEL Wa And the things that have Up and been secret New they will no longer hide How t happened: who was ENGAGED 8 driving, where TOAL Who theyd been Get Ane dope at the plug ugly Come prepared to shed a Erin! ADs ON T.O IDIOTS You may Dan Nolan did to get his name here NOTHING thats why its here THE RIES anistbote. the Australian Kissing Bug will tame wild Flowers Frank Cutenumber The Waiden Club Door Mat 25c Admission Seniors Free Scats for Everybody One Ticket Admits to All Blow Hatfield Nu Sed THIS POSTAH HAS BEEN "THOROUGHLY WASHED WITH SOAP AND WATAN" LET US SNEEZE

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UNIVER POST CAROO STANI Nov g 9 9AM CAL ASIT) ONE GANU SPONDEN Mick NAME AND INDDRESS HERE Robinson fe Grandadh 410 Alto, Cal. 3.3. you think You and say were what do of Mr. L. &. Dubois it? E. wa in the city at the same Univ. of Nevada time so he 9 you got your name Reno, but it was hard lines. Calif nevada. has a good teams. Be good sal in the paper