Freshman Destruction - Stanford University

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FRESHMEN LEND US YOUR EARS! LEST WE FORGET! LEST YE GET WET! OOLISH, fatuous and fat-headed Frosh desiring to dispense with disagreeable dampness. drink of the bubbling fountain of knowl- odge (glug,gfug) and commemorate these 14 formulas fur- nished to facilitate your future existence. Follow and foam in the footsteps of the lirm, ferocious and lire-eating tiends of14. WE question your qualifications as queeners Queening is a sport o men Fondle and fuss over her photegraph but keep ar of the coy and classy co-ed for every itue h man s a tubbing all his own. BEY the forewarning of youitlerous masters though mindful of your fies your misbehavior pute no dictates. Diso toted into soggy subiec msdemeahors, modi to moisture. Dis bedience is di- Ion 10. DORE respcot and upper-ciassman strength of their st don t are but feoe fledgellogsafir intants and flaccid itunkies of 14 Fill /ourorybeans with thoughts of greatnessA Erad- Icate allovenneuedas, petty pins and purportless sweaters of the intntile OU flabby figures of Ueh, you footstools in the swim. Trunks and edal tegument afloat. EMAIN underhe proteting ving oof the Faculty--until you are smothedad, youelliys Fenroducts of the MESCIY, yetun touched by a Gilictte Safet H&RK Oeither slas ROE hard ut sembly-the HOUGH fervently fondrd y water. The ax falls buonce. water always cruelly cofd ot immune and imprvious to he tub is greedily taping. the FFUSE and-efface the Taground Only are you first in the mergue, tirst in the tub. first in the hearts of the Faculty. 13 HE sonorous. Sophomoko sentenca ef doom answerable and infle FOURTEEN has sp Chuckle not childieh EN the doleful dire doom of hell would be a delirium of divine delight to the Frosh. covering the empty wooden cavity above the shoulders with any dunce-cap other than the dink. Better be cold in the head than frigid all over. OTICE Tobacco is the prized prerogative of your privileged predecassors. Content thyself with the much used pill of bull. N the football field mush from the iv into the black obl m this afterneon, 14 ill onces of Fiftteen and dump St the morgue DESTRUCTION THE TUB IS MIGH THAN THE AX 12

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