Front:
THE BLACK DEMON OF 26
SERVES ALL FROSH THEIR DESSERTS
On your Head rests the Dink.
Take note that you are ly-ing in a Bath-tub, the in-ev-i-ta-ble Rest-ing Place of dis-o-bed-i-ent Frosh.
Be-low, lit-tle Fresh-men, you see your-selves as oth-ers see you.
Your Nu-mer-als and the Tub make your fit-ting Ve-hi-cle: the Ba-by Bug-gy.
Stay un der it, for by its Pres-ence you will be dis-tin-guished a-mong the Chil-dren from the Cam-pus Gram-mar School.
But take
Di-gest them well if you would be health-y.
The Rules are put in this Form so that it will be eas-ier for you to swal-low them.
And see the big Ba-by Bot-tle with the Nurs-er-y Rimes!
Look at what is jam-ming the Ba-by Bot-tle down your throat. It is the BLACK DEMON of '26. Be-ware of him, Fresh-men, his a-veng-ing Hand is swift, si-lent and sure. The two tall white
Re-mem-ber: if you dis-o-bey the Rules, the Main Planks will rest on your Plat-form.
Things on the Sides are Pad-dles, Chil-dren.
There's Many a Sip Twist Tub and
Water, Water Everywhere, If You Don't
Wear Your Dink
A ardial Brt year man forgo
a young Frosh frem St. Heps
There
Who
That to leave o his dink he should ot
The 'elking this rule,
He t gt sdingly hot
head cool
Drak water
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The Light That Failed
A Soft Answer Turneth
Away a Bath
At Stantord they all ay Hell
On the Quad
OnceFrosh ever spoks
Took the thing for a jke
they planted him long yn
ight
e cold
He blew thirts
Iide the old
wheree they
gh that ight
Beware, Frosh! The Senior
Bench Brings Searsville's
Quench
A Fr
As Ye Smoke, So Shall Ye Weep
There
Pawtucket,
Teas
Seniors
tried to look
Bylighting cie
w paddled before he could sck i
Would they
they
treck
Faint Heart Never Outlived Searnsville
It Pains to Advertise
young Freshmae w
the Qua
There was ne eape
His folks ow wear erepe
A Frash who still wore his prep pin
For these twe mistakes
He ws nihed by ches
Where
begie
tresers
You Can Lead a Frosh to Water f You
Can't Make Him Think
Nuw, Freshmen, ae all his to heart,
And udy
There's he pale nd t
S et on the boet from the tert
CONTEMPT FOR THE RULES BREEDS
FAMILIARITY WITH THE PADDLE!
Vrandalls
-N ODR PLATLORM
THE MAIN PLANKS
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STANFORD HAZING CARD, 1926
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