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WHAT TO D O IN AN
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BEFORE
Conduct practice drills. Physically place yourself
in safe locations. Like Wyoming. or W.V.
Ignore all warnings. This guarantees nothing bad
will happen. Remember, mind over matter.
Know the danger spots: unsecured bookshelves,
fireplaces, your mother-in-law's house.
Carry a portable phone at all times so you'll be able to
call for help from underneath all the rubble.
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DURING
Panic! Whatever you do, panic! This world can always use
some more fear, chaos and violence.
Charge admission. It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience
and well worth a few bucks.
Watch for falling objects, real estate and real estate prices.
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AFTER it gurt Just
Take a drive, get in the way of emergency vehicles,
go thru' stoplights, give everybody the finger.
You've just been thru' a very traumatic event:
you have a right to act like a jerk.
Help the economic recovery. Sell the rubble of your life
as souvenirs to tourists.
Throw a party for those who survived. The ruins, fires
and sirens will provide a dramatic atmosphere,
insuring a unique and memorable evening for all.
Check for gas leaks with a lighted match. That way you'll
explode, causing no further damage to anyone.
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4-12-93
Lolee
100 Pasi to Terrace
#49
The White House
1792
1992
NCIS
29 USA
Rex, Peggy
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