Front:
d hanit, heard anytling
Lrombome yet. Gnay le
Pospa intinds to
rurpriseme, Plone
in Satiniglt v see
if te came,
COMMEICE
F.L.
IN KANSAS CITY.
NI
The wind blows the strongest
In Kansas City
The winter days are longest
In Kansas City:
The parks are the greenest-
The business is the keenest
And politics-the meanest
In Kansas City.
The banker is the proudest
In Kansas City
Money talks the loudest
In Kansas City;
Without it it's unhandy;
With it you're a dandy;
For money buys the candy
In Kansas City.
Some men squeeze the dollars
In Kansas City,
Until the Eagle hollers
In Kansas City;
For they know if they go broke
They'll be friendless-that's no ioke,
And they'1l have their clothes to soak
In Kansas City.
The streets are the steepest
In Kansas City;
They are kept, though, the cleanest,
În Kansas City;
Opportunities are thickest,
And pickpockets the slickest, A
But arrests are made the quickest
In Kansas City.
LLE E
The girls are always sweetest
In Kansas City;
And dress themselves the neatest
In Kansas City;
They wear the tallest collars,
And know the worth of dollars
So they smile on wealthy callers
In Kansas City.
The buildings are the tallest
In Kansas City;
And hotel rooms are smallest
In Kansas City;
Home fires burn the brightest,
Yet tons of coal are lightest,
And negroes are the whitest
In Kansas City.
Diyorces are the fewest ( ?)
In Kansas City;
For women are the truest
In Kansas City;
They've a twinkle in their eye
That woos the passer-by-
Oh, let me live and die
In Kansas City.
-Copyright 1909 by T. Foster Rogers.
Back:
dans.
Miss Powena Lisingatan
Cureka lake,
Manhattan,
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a 입
Dear Sis; - I thought I
mould let you know that
I got home safe. I had not
gone bust a little inargers
Onhen someone came along
de. I think it was someone
gane me a
who had been out there hunting.
d get in town at seven oclock. Now
is that for walking fast? Did
get that bottle of carbolic acid I gave
to Miss Carlson? I forgot it tilld
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