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HELL IN NEW MEXICO
The Devil in hell we're told was chained,
And a thousand years he there remained,
He neither complained nor did he groan,
But determined to start a hell of his own
Where he could torment the souls of men
Without being chained in a prison pen.
So he asked the Lord if he had on hand
Anything left when he made this land.
The Lord said: "Yes, I had plenty on hand,
But I left it down on the Rio Grande;
The fact is, 'old boy,' the stuff is so poor,
I don't think you can use it in hell any more."
But the Devil went down to look at the truck,
And said if he took it as a gift he was stuck,
For after examining it carefully and well,
He concluded the place was too dry for a hell.
So in order to get it off His hand,
The Lord promised the Devil to water the land,
For he had some water, or rather some dregs,
A regular cathartic and smelled like bad eggs.
Hence the trade was closed, the deed was given,
And the Lord went back to His home in Heaven;
The Devil said to himself, "I have all that is needed
To make a good hell," and hence he succeeded.
He began by putting thorns all over the trees,
And mixed up the sand with millions of fleas;
He scattered tarantulas along the roads,
Put thorns on cactus, and horns on the toads.
He lengthened the horns of the New Mexico steers,
And put an addition to the rabbit's ears;
He put a little devil in the broncho steed,
And poisoned the feet of the centipede.
The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings,
The mosquito delights you with his buzzing wings;
The sand burrs prevail and so do the ants,
And those who sit down need half soles on their
pants.
The Devil then said that throughout the lar
He'd arrange to keep up the Devil's own brand,
And all should be Mavericks unless they bore
Marks or scratches, of bites and thorns by the score.
The heat in the summer is one hundred and ten,
Too hot for the Devil and too hot for men ;
The wild boar roams through the black chaparral,
'Tis a hell of a place that he has for a hell.
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