Dilbert Keeping You Posted United States Post Office

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KEEPING YOU POSTED One flat rate, multiple items. Yeah, even five. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO SHIP ONE ITEM IN THIS FLAT RATE BOX? $8.10 scottadams@aol.com www.dilbert.com HOW ABOUT TWO ITEMS? THREE? FOUR? $ 8.10 $8.10 $8.10 ©2007 United States Postal Service. Eagle symbol and logotype are registered trademarks of the United States Postal Service. 2007 by Scott Adams, Inc./Dist. by UFS, Inc. Cout I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I WASN'T CURIOUS ABOUT FIVE ITEMS. POSTAL SERVICEⓇ usps.com/smallbiz

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POSTAL SERVICE® If it fits, it ships. Priority Mail Flat Rate packaging takes the guesswork out of shipping - no more weighing items or calculating postage. We will ship almost anything; to any state, for one flat rate - in two days in most cases. And it fits any budget: • Just $8.10 to ship Flat Rate Boxes (available in shirt or shoebox size). • Just $4.05 to ship Flat Rate Envelopes. We've simplified postage too. Visit usps.com/smallbiz to pay for and print Order your FREE flat rate packaging now at usps.com/smallbiz (or pick'em up at the Post Office™). *Certain limitations on content and weight may apply. See retail clerk for details or visit our mailing standards Web site at pe.usps.gov. THIS FLAT RATE BOX IS DELIGHTFULLY RECTANGULAR! Presorted Standard USPS Mailed From ZIP Code 53545 Permit No. G-10 ************** AUTOCR ** B-001 010979706/071500D/15184 POSTAL BUSINESS CUSTOMER PO BOX 107 NEW ALMADEN CA 95042-0107 H.…....….......l.|||......||||.......||k…..b...l.l.l.l