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I'd buy the world back from John D. and chase him off the earth
What I'd let the people who use oil all get their money's worth
I'd set old Ireland free with a King in every county
Would
And I'd simply flood fair Italy with spaghetti from my bounty
I'd make Germany a Sanger Fest, with wiener wurst and beer
I'd buy the pyramids and sphinx and move 'em over here
Do if I'd have an office in Moscow so business would be rushin
Had
Money
I'd give the Czar a bootblack's kit to give my boots a brushin
I'd buy up all the lords and counts and viscounts, dukes and earls
And marry 'em off to Hottentots and save American girls
I'd set the Chinese washing shirts, when all were clean and dried
I'd feed 'em on Chop Suey till they took the cue and died
And then I'd marry Hetty Green in an $18.00 flat
Tell Pierpont Morgan "go lay down" and let it go at that
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